July 09, 2002
Lights out, Gray!
Stage One Power Alert Issued for California
Oops! Looks like Governor Grayed-Out Davis didn't fix that nasty power problem out there on the Left Coast!
With the heatwave they're having, I'll bet the GOP could run Satan for Governor and get him elected!
(Sorry, Californians! My sympathy is with you. I love my Air Conditioning!)
