March 06, 2003
Even warblogging Cowgirls get the blues
I do apologize to my readers for being AWOL during the last day or two, but I was exhausted.
This waiting for us to liberate Iraq and the arguing in the press about everything under the sun is so stressful and enervating to me, I just cratered.
It's headlines like these that do it:
Senate Dimocrats wail on Bush for his policy of _________________(fill in the blank).
Love Boat's Lauren Tewes comes out against Rumsfeld's choice of ties!
Her brave stand cost her a walk-on part as a "neighbor" on "Friends!"
And these:
New African nation of Schmo Land will vote along with Old Europe nation of Ruritania to veto U.S./U.K. Iraq war resolution, says "War is the worst"
Or like this one:
Colin Powell gives the UN 10 things that prove Saddam is lying...and 6 ingenious ways to make a good Cosmopolitan.
Or even like this one:
Pope's envoy declares genocide of Jews and Kurds isn't a sin if you look at it the right way.
And then there are those polls:
119% of the people of Bubbatonia are against Bush wearing boxers, not briefs, 247% wish the First Lady would wear thongs!
This kind of cr*p gets to me--I'm only human--and so I, like everyone else, have to take a break and step away for awhile.
My cowboy hat goes off to President Bush--he really does have the patience of Job-- but if he doesn't order our troops into Baghdad real, real soon now, I can't be held responsible for what I'll do next!
In the blogosphere, they can't hear you scream...
Where are Scrappleface and Frank J. of IMAO to help me with their humor?
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