March 07, 2003

Unnamed Democrat Edges Bush In '04, Quinnipiac University National Poll Finds; Most Americans Are Not Satisfied With Life Today

By a 48 -- 44 percent margin, American voters say they would vote for the as yet unnamed Democratic party candidate for President over Republican incumbent George W. Bush, according to a Quinnipiac University poll released today.

Every network and their brother was quoting this freaking poll last night on TV...
I have 3 university degrees--2 of them post-graduate and I went to law school-- and I've read lots of research from our nation's institutions of higher learning, but I've never in my life heard of Quinnipiac University.
Turns out its in Hamden, Conneticut....(?). Who knew?
I don't know where that is either.
Are Quinn Univ students all from the local Indian reservation or something?
(No offense to native Americans, but...)
I wouldn't vote for a Dimocrat if the GOP candidate was Jacques Chirac, especially *those* Dimocrats: Sharpton, Dean, Kerry, Graham, etc. etc.? Fuggedaboutit, as they say at Quinnipiac U., I'm sure.
Take this poll and shove it, Liberal Media!
What Barbra Streisand!
Using this bogus poll from an obscure, podunk "university" (that was probably a community college until last semester, NTTAWTT) shows just how desperate the Liberal Media is to prove that Bush isn't "popular."
Pathetic.