December 21, 2003

Better not mess with Clark

Moments after praising his opponents in the Democratic presidential race as worthy running mates, Wesley Clark said, in no uncertain terms, how he would respond if they or anyone else criticized his patriotism or military record.

"I'll beat the s--- out of them," Clark told a questioner as he walked through the crowd after a town hall meeting Saturday. "I hope that's not on television," he added.

It was, live, on C-SPAN.

The campaign's traveling press secretary, Jamal Simmons, was with Clark at the time.

"If anyone tries to question Wes Clark's character, integrity or his commitment to this country or its security, they're going to be in the biggest fight they've ever had," Simmons said.

I find this amusing.
In fact, I find watching the DNC implode great entertainment which I am already loving and I'm going to pull up a lawn chair and make popcorn so that I can really enjoy the show.
First there was John F***ing Kerry and now we've got Gen. Weasley Cluck cussin' and the election is still 10 months away.
Things really haven't been going their way this past week or really this past millenium, have they? (Snicker.)
I perhaps could understand Clark's bad language if he had been in the Navy (Just kidding, swabbies! "Swearing like a sailor" is just an expression.), but now I understand why Clark's boss in the Clinton Administration, Defense Sec. Bill Cohen, told Wussley to "get his
f***ing face off TV!"
(Making Cohen another Dimocrat potty-mouth, too, although I think that RINO claims he's a "Republican." As if.)
So, in honor of their toilet tongues, I'm considering the notion that I should call the Donks "Damocrats" from now on instead of Dimocrats.

Oh, and on that issue of questioning Wesley's "character," another former superior of his, Gen. Hugh Shelton has already done it.
So Jamal and Gen. Cluck had better sort him out. (Like they could or would!)