February 28, 2004

Breaking News: OBL reported captured by Iranian radio

Report: Osama bin Laden captured along Afghanistan-Pakistan border

Osama bin Laden has been captured along the border between Afghanistan and Pakistan, according to a report Saturday on Tehran Radio.
In the report quoting "knowledgeable sources," the official Iranian media outlet does not specify when the al-Qaida leader was captured, and the report has yet to be confirmed elsewhere.

It said that Bin Laden was apprehended in a region populated by tribes along the border of the two countries, adding that U.S. Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld visit to Pakistan on Thursday was related to capturing the al-Qaida leader.


Woo-hoo!
Go get 'em, Rummy and the U.S. military!
In this case, do NOT bring him back alive.
Just bring back his head (not to be too crude, but we are fighting a vicious terror war and I'll be darned if I'll endure a long show trial with all the Libs whining for Osama's "rights!").