May 27, 2004

Hitler could have gotten some tips on screaming, crazy speeches from Owlie Bore

Even the Dimocrat-loving Newsday was forced to admit that Al lost it:
Gore: Rumsfeld, Rice, Tenet should step down

Raising his voice to a yell, he drew early applause by angrily denouncing the administration.

In the spirit of Stalin, Gore wants to see everyone purged...from an Administration that isn't his!
VP Cheney, Rummy, Tenet, Dr. Condi, Wolfowitz, ______(insert name of "neocon" here)--they've all got to go in the upside-down, manic world of the Boy who was made of wood!
Oh, and as a bonus, he wants President Bush to denounce" Rush Limbaugh from the bully pulpit of the White House, too.
[Aside: Why couldn't he have done this on the new GoreTV? Or has that already gone the way of Air America?]
Happily, the RNC issued the perfect reply to Al's breakdown (not his first, BTW, but maybe his endorsement of the Global Warming movie isn't going too very well):
The Republican National Committee shot back at Gore on Wednesday, pointing out that while he was vice president terrorists attacked U.S. embassies in Africa, bombed the USS Cole and carried out the 1993 World Trade Center bombing.
"Al Gore's attacks on the president today demonstrate that he either does not understand the threat of global terror or he has amnesia," RNC spokesman Jim Dyke said in a statement.

I've never stopped saying this since November of 2000, but I thank the Lord on my knees that Gore is not the President of this country and that George W. Bush is.